Fueling Development: So here’s the synergy—the LipoBattery. Developers have excess fat: they should use it to feed the fuel cells in their laptops. When you sit down to code on a long plane trip, plumb a thin tube into an area of unwanted adipose tissue, and let the battery suck power from you while you lose weight. For home-based developers, special chairs could have small needles built into the seat: just sit down and your computer bursts into life. The longer you code, the more weight you lose. It’s a perfect feedback loop. It’s synergy.
Source: PragDave [Certainly seems reasonable... Heh.] *
